I’ve been on a de-clutter mode recently, clearing out the pantry, closets, and drawers.
I may try to weave today’s items into a short story. Or maybe a song! After all, I do have a banjo.
1 – A UFO
No, not really. It’s a palm-sized massager that someone once gave me when my back was bothering me. I’ve never used it and have no idea if it works or whatever creative uses other people have found for theirs.
2 – Fig Newton Doll
Four inches tall and just so cute. I didn’t buy it. I don’t even like Fig Newtons. Someone gave it to my mother as a joke and I like having it around.
3 – Learning Tenor Banjo DVD
Technically, I did buy this but I forgot about it.
4 – Horseradish – Bacon Dip Mix
Got this at some company Christmas party after a gift exchange with a $5 limit. It might be good, but this particular package was 8 years past its Sell-By date.
5 – Suede Oklahoma Christmas Ornament (with twine hangar)